Seemingly egged on by the now-since meme-ified SpongeBob SquarePants scene where Squidward definitively informs Patrick that mayonnaise is not a musical instrument, YouTube user Flamp set out to dispel that conventional wisdom. And you know what? He was able to produce a pretty sick nine-track beat using every part of a Hellmann’s jar, from the muffled bass thump of dropping the container on its side to the wet slap of spoon on mayo. So yes, with enough imagination, hard work, and video editing skills, mayonnaise can, in fact, be an instrument. Now what about horseradish?