If you're as old as we are, you remember that halcyon cultural moment in the mid-1980s when a whole whole bunch of random motherfuckers recorded a terrible, terrible song called "We Are The World" that solved the African starvation crisis forever and allowed some very wealthy, very famous people to feel really, really good about themselves.

Now a whole bunch of other motherfuckers are getting together to rerecord the terrible, terrible song to help victims of last month's earthquake in Haiti. Motherfuckers involved include Fergie, Lady Gaga, Li'l Wayne, Eminem, Drake, Jay-Z, Kid Cudi, Nipsey Hussle, Barbra Streisand and other assorted individuals to be named later. Will this cover be better than the original? On the bright side, it can't be much worse.