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WWE superstars deliver kid-written promos about poop and butts

Screenshot: The Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon (YouTube)

Last night, a handful of WWE heavy-hitters stopped by The Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon to deliver some trash-talking promos for WrestleMania 35. Of course, Fallon wasn’t about to let these hulking entertainers take up his airtime without putting a fun spin on it, so he tasked them with delivering G-rated taunts written by youngsters. The results are about as silly as you’d expect—butts and poop are heavily represented—but, honestly, some of them still have us quaking in our boots.

Braun Strowman, Carmella, Drew McIntyre, Alexa Bliss, and Kofi Kingston all did their best to make threats like, “I’ll wax you New York-style” and “I’m gonna kick your butt until you fall in a lake” sound, well, threatening. As one might expect, however, kids under ten don’t have a great grasp of what phrases are actually scary. The final promo, delivered by two-time WWE World Champion Seth Rollins, really nails it, however. “Don’t make me bake a pie and put your face in it,” Rollins sneers. “ ‘Cause your butt is your face and your face is your butt!”


Please, Seth. Add it to your repertoire.

[via The Wrap]

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