She's dead. The recorder killed Miley.

Unemployed people with nothing but time on their hands can do incredible things. One recently unemployed friend of a Redditor used his 40-odd hours a week to figure out how to play Miley Cyrus’ “Wrecking Ball” on his recorder—one of the most affordable instruments, for sure—and then recorded the results for YouTube. The results are hideous, as one might expect, with all the player’s blurps and boops left in to hilarious effect. Of course, it’s still not as good as the Jurassic Park theme played on a recorder, but what is?