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Would Jurassic World be better with hot dogs and chicken nuggets?

Jurassic World could be the thriller it was hyped to be or one of the biggest disappointments in recent memory. Whatever the case turns out to be, you can be assured of two things: It will be made better by Chris Pratt’s presence, and it could’ve been better (and more cost-friendly) had the director simply replaced people with hot dogs. There’s no need for CGI dinosaurs; just use dinosaur chicken nuggets—they’re $8 at WalMart. Add in an eager dog and you have yourself a blockbuster, as demonstrated by this fan-made trailer.

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