Warner Bros. has been so preoccupied with torturing fans and journalists alike with a slow drip-drip-drip of teasers for its upcoming Justice League trailer (which arrives tomorrow, thank God), it’s just letting its graphic designers run wild. First there was this shrug emoji of an official poster, and now the studio has unleashed a Wonder Woman character poster strongly suggesting that they don’t drink cranberry juice on Themyscira. Behold, an Amazon peeing fire:

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Besides making us squirm uncomfortably in our seats just looking at it—seriously, Diana, you should probably get that checked out—the poster raises a number of questions. Did a single woman look at this poster before it was released? Did anyone look at the poster, for that matter, or is Zack Snyder just throwing these together on Photoshop in his spare time? Why, oh why, did it have to be orange?

Anyway, there’s a teaser video, too, which thankfully doesn’t want to make us want to flag down the closest gynecologist. Justice League hits theaters on November 17, 2017.

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