We all know someone who’s tried Bishop’s “five-finger fillet” knife game from Aliens, wherein Lance Henriksen’s android rhythmically stabs between his (and Hudson’s) fingers without once piercing the flesh. We also all know someone who’s stabbed themselves.
So popular is the game that a little song has been written to accompany the act, which the thrill-seeker sings while their digits pump out beads of nervous sweat. Speed is obviously the goal here, and while many have blurred the eyes, the woman in the video below may have set the bar for chops per second.
Please, please don’t try this at home.