Ozzy Osbourne has done some crazy shit in his day, but nothing tops this: The winner of a new online contest will get to eat Thanksgiving dinner with Ozzy in his Los Angeles home next month. The dinner is said to include his "famous Yorkshire pudding," which Wikipedia defines as "an English savoury dish made from batter." (Yes, the sentence ends there.) Ha ha ha, I bet Ozzy eats a bat instead of a turkey! That guy! Christ, whatever happened to the beloved heavy-metal bogeyman of my youth?

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