Once again following in the sticky footsteps of Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera is set to launch her own fragrance this autumn. The perfume, called Simply Christina Aguilera (catchy!), will be presented in a "curvy glass bottle intended to mirror the singer's silhouette," and will be promoted with a print ad campaign featuring Aguiler's bare back painted with a black lace design and the tagline, "Sometimes it's all you need to wear."

Good thing Aguilera ditched the whole "Dirrrty" X-tina guise, otherwise this stuff would probably smell like sweaty assless chaps—and what kind of Mother's Day gift is that?