Variety is reporting that reality TV maven Mark Burnett is planning to revive the kitsch classic Fantasy Island as a game show. Twelve contestants will compete each week to be good hosts to guests with special requests. The contestant who sucks the hardest at helping guests find their lost loves or make their parents proud or whatever will be kicked off the island, until only one "Roarke" remains. That's all fine. But will there be a side competition to anoint a new Tattoo?

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