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“Weird Al” Yankovic posted a picture of himself with a dead hooker

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Chances are that even if you clicked on this, you weren’t really expecting to see the squeaky-clean parodist caught dismembering the corpse of a prostitute he murdered. But you were kind of hoping, weren’t you? It’s going to be really embarrassing when it turns out that he did actually kill whoever’s under this tombstone, and this is his annual pilgrimage to try to ease his aching conscience by weeping over his evil, bloody work.

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Maybe he can make it up to all of us by posting a picture of himself with Alison Brie and a kitten.

Illustration for article titled “Weird Al” Yankovic posted a picture of himself with a dead hooker
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