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Want to watch a Jason Statham action flick, but unsure which film will get to the ass-kicking the fastest? The website “Time To Statham Punch” will fill you in on all you need to know about a Statham movie: The movie’s name, release date, how long it takes Statham to punch someone, and who receives that punch (with a photo to prove it). With the data in for seven movies so far, Transporter 2 holds the record, with Statham punching a garage punk within three minutes. Statham aficionado Matt Haughey started noting the times till Statham punches on his Twitter before taking succumbing to what the internet is really for and dedicated a site to it.


“I love Jason Statham’s acting and movies,” writes Haughly, “But he’s in his element when he’s punching someone and I love that almost every movie he makes has him doing just that at least once.” He’s doing important work, and you can tweet him more times when Statham throws his first punch. There are lots of movies to go!

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