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Few non-Trump supporters could handle attending the inauguration last Friday (though the overall low attendance suggests that indifference crossed party lines). But intrepid reporter Triumph The Insult Comic Dog did brave the red-capped crowds for Conan. The cigar-chomping wiseacre sought insight on Trump stumpers’ perspective, as well as to discuss the divisiveness they’re so fond of referring to from their intolerant perches. He might also have been looking for something to poop on:

In addition to mocking the 45th President and his supporters, Triumph had biting jokes about the First Lady and the elder Trump sons. However, every time he tried to bring himself to say “President Trump,” Triumph could only spew chunks. Guess he really didn’t have the stomach for it after all.