Did you miss Sunday night’s season premiere of Dexter, either because you don’t have Showtime or you were doing something else that we made up as an explanation for why you may not have been watching TV, possibly something to do with a popular fad or current event in the news, or perhaps another thing that could be read as gentle mockery, about which we don’t mean anything, we swear? Fortunately for you, we have it saved for you right here in our Coming Distractions section, where you can watch the whole thing for free. It's a good one: Dexter is frightened by Dee Dee, so in order to be more of a man he uses his beard-growing machine on himself, then everyone mistakes him for Action Hank.

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