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We’re well past the first 100 days of Donald Trump’s presidency and First Lady Melania Trump remains a mystery. Is she “a fairytale prisoner by choice”? Does she need rescuing? Wasn’t she going to stop cyberbullying or something?

So rampant are rumors of Melania’s personal hell that the White House itself had to issue a statement describing her as “a loving wife.” A new video, taken during her and the president’s weirdly mystical tour of Saudi Arabia, shows the First Lady swatting away her husband’s sweaty, twitching paw as the pair traverse a tarmac.

Who can blame her? Donald, as we all know, feels entitled to grab whatever he likes. When you’re a star, after all, they let you do it. You can do anything. Apparently not with your own wife, though.

Hillary Clinton might not be the only one practicing how to avoid Trump’s hugs.