For those who enjoy killing time in the Askewniverse, good news! Kevin Smith is offering his own iPod app—called, cleverly, "Kevin Smith"—which gives fans direct access to Smith's Twitter feed, news feed and photo stream, as well as fan videos, ringtones, podcasts and more. The app'll run you 99 cents, but as Smith puts it, "Be honest: you've spent .99 on way dumber crap. If you're remotely into my nonsense, at the very least, this me-centric app will make you smile." If that describes you in any way, click here.