An opening for a professional blunt roller, the only industry harder to get into than professional journalism, has just opened up thanks to rapper Waka Flocka Flame, presumably to aid in his ingestion of copious amounts of orange soda. Flame announced the vacancy via Instagram, the professional blunt roller’s LinkedIn, offering one lucky candidate $50,000 a year to make sure he has what 23 American states legally consider medicine available to him at all times:
The job market being what it is, Flame was immediately inundated with applications from candidates whose enthusiasm and punctuality only proved that they’re probably not that into blunts at all. According to Flame, the position is still available, so roll up a sample and send it on in. Hurry, though—Seth Rogen is interested, and that guy’s got some killer references.