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[Warning: This story contains major spoilers for Avengers: Infinity War.]

After the dust settled at the end of Avengers: Infinity War (ugh, try not to think about that dust), and you sat there trying to mentally tally up all the heroes you just saw obliterated, another thought may have popped into your head. “Hmmm, if Thanos snapped his fingers and half the beings in the universe just blinked out of existence, I wonder if I’m still around?” you might think, your mind once again forgetting to make the distinction between real life and the MCU. (Stranger things have happened—just ask anyone who lives in Florida.)


Happily, there’s now a website that will answer this pressing question for you. Simply make your way over to DidThanosKill.Me, where you can immediately get this cleared up and find out whether you were one of the 50 percent who got vaporized in the name of “balancing the scales” in the universe, or whether you’re part of the remaining population who now gets to buy tickets to Disney World without having to spring for the FastPass+, because frankly none of the lines will be long enough for you to need it.

Be warned, though: You’ll just have to accept your fate. Once you click, whatever answer you get is final, as refreshing your browser won’t change your answer. Do you really think the Infinity Gauntlet allows do-overs? Don’t be silly—at least, not until Avengers 4 rolls around and we get to learn how this fucking disaster is going to be fixed.

Alex McLevy is a writer and editor at The A.V. Club, and would kindly appreciate additional videos of robots failing to accomplish basic tasks.

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