Advice I never thought I'd give: You might wanna watch Oprah tomorrow. No, she's not going to make out with that ladyfriend of hers or give away valuable prizes to lonely ladies. She will, however, be interviewing Michael Moore and showing clips from his upcoming film Sicko… AND she'll be interviewing author Cormac McCarthy, who's been writing for 40 years and given something like three interviews ever. This will be his first-ever televised interview, too. Oprah likes his book, The Road, but don't let that stop you from liking it, too. It's pretty great. After tomorrow, though, please don't ever watch Oprah again.

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