St. Vincent

Variety is reporting that Jacob Tremblay and Jaeden Lieberher (Masters Of Sex and St. Vincent, respectively) have joined The Book Of Henry, a movie that we don’t know anything about. We imagine they’ll be playing two young kids who are possibly friends with Henry and are interested in reading his book. Or maybe one of them is Henry and the other one is the book? Sorry, we really have no clue. Maybe there isn’t even a guy named Henry in it, and maybe there’s also no physical book. If you do know, please tell us in the comments or send us an e-mail or whatever, because this is really frustrating.

We know newly minted Star Warrior Colin Trevorrow will be directing it, and it might star Naomi Watts, but that’s it. Maybe these kids are playing lizard creatures who live underneath a futuristic city where potatoes have replaced all currency, and it’s up to them to solve a series of puzzles that will unlock a safe containing the one and only copy of a book that will save the world. In the end, it turns out that the book is The Bible, but for some reason they call it “The Book Of Henry.” Would that be a good movie? Probably not, but that’s what we’re going with until Trevorrow tells us otherwise. (Please, Mr. Trevorrow, we promise we won’t tell anyone.)