Jenny Johnson is famous for tweeting, so it’s safe to call her an expert in things that involve typing on a phone. One thing she is not is an expert on manners, as her recent emoji glossary involves not one, but two references to putting things in your butt. As someone who only very recently figured out how people put those giant thumbs-up things in Facebook messages, this is all rather bewildering. But it’s also kind of fun, especially when there’s someone like Johnson around to explain how to express concepts like “putting my finger in someone’s wine” and “getting an abortion” using only strangely specific kawaii cartoons. Get a taste of Jenny Johnson’s Guide to Emoji Etiquette below, then check out the rest over at GQ.