Quick, everyone tidy up their feeds: Gwyneth Paltrow has signed up for both Twitter and Facebook in an attempt to “join the 21st century,” and spread her influence as the doyenne of designer living beyond the marble and soapstone counters of GOOP. Although Paltrow has yet to provide much beyond the below video in which she attempts to locate a cab—something that could prove all the more difficult now that she’s a notorious gangsta rapper—she’s already racked up more than 20,000 followers in her first few hours. Join them, and maybe soon Paltrow will provide a similar buffer to the coarseness of your own Twitter, a beacon of light, healthy flaxseed recipes, and Mario Batali stories in a sea of ruffians.

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