By most accounts, Star Wars: Episode VII—The Force Awakens was pretty good, but it’s impossible to please everyone. Why weren’t there Ewoks? What happened to Jar-Jar’s accent? How did Boba Fett wind up running that taco truck out of Mos Eisley? Even the opening crawl has left some perturbed over the lack of 20th Century Fox fanfare (and not looking at the lack of a Disney castle as the glass half full).
Of course, Starwars.com has its own crawl generator, but it doesn’t let you change the “Long Time Ago” setting, so until the Galatic Empire pulls Orlandi’s version, we recommend you start there.