At the end of this Funny or Die mashup of Transformers fight scenes with movies ranging from Speed and Little Miss Sunshine to Forrest Gump and the David Attenborough documentary Planet Earth where the baby ducks jump from the tree, Transformers director Michael Bay delivers a special message: “The Autobots…they’re so good. And there’s a lot of bad in the world, but the Autobots, no matter if it harms them, are always doing good.”
Sure, Mr. Bay. Tell that to Forrest and Jenny, who now will never make it to school. Tell that to the gang from Little Miss Sunshine who will never get to their beauty pageant. Tell that to the people on board the Titanic who… well, actually, things turn out the same for a good portion of them either way.