Harrison on stage in New York in May. (Photo: Theo Wargo / Getty Images)

Plenty of comedians had something to say last night about the Draft Dodger-in-Chief’s Twitter announcement banning trans people from serving in the U.S. military, but the award for sickest burns of the evening goes to transgender comic Patti Harrison, who gave Trump’s latest steaming word dump the dressing down it deserves on The Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon.

In her monologue, lasting just over two minutes, Harrison says she’s pretty sure Trump “probably thinks transgender people are those cars that turn into robots,” but “I get it, if you constantly draw attention to yourself, spend all day distracting everyone, and cost taxpayers millions of dollars, the perfect job for you isn’t the military, it’s the president of the United States.”

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Anyway, it’s a funny monologue, and you can watch it below.