If you're like us, you've lied awake at night, tossing and turning, wondering when in the hell they were finally going to make a sequel to 2005's critically panned Four Brothers? You're in luck, because The Hollywood Reporter is reporting the film no one seemed to like much in the first place is about to receive a tardy/pointlessly sequel entitled Five Brothers. Wahlberg apparently concocted the story with the screenwriters of the original film, David Elliot and Paul Lovett. Yay?
We don't want your shitty Four Brothers sequel, Wahlberg. Give us what we've been desperately pining for all these years: a Funky Bunch reunion.