NBC has found its naked and tattooed leading lady for its upcoming show Blindspot. According to Deadline, Jaimie Alexander, best known as Lady Sif from the Thor movies and the lady cop from The Last Stand, will be the woman at the center of their conspiracy thriller. Blindspot, produced by Arrow’s Greg Berlanti, concerns:
“A beautiful woman who finds herself at the center of an investigation after climbing out of a duffel bag in the middle of Times Square in New York City with her memory wiped and no clue as to what the extensive tattoos on her body mean. The FBI begin to follow the road map on her body to reveal a larger conspiracy while bringing her closer to discovering the truth about her identity.”
Luckily the naked lady with a bunch of tattoos is a “beautiful woman,” how else would viewers possibly care to follow her exploits or look at her Illuminati-linked tramp stamp? No release date has been set for Blindspot. Or maybe it has, and it’s just cleverly hidden inside that ironic Designing Women tattoo on the hipster pedaling by as you read this.