Recently, we reported on Winona Ryder’s revelation that she and Keanu Reeves may have accidentally gotten married on the set of Bram Stoker’s Dracula all those many years ago. While those nuptials appear to have been less than official, it’s clear from this recent press junket interview for their new film Destination Wedding that the two actors are well into a lifelong love affair. Their impassioned, mutual adoration is understandable considering, you know, they’re Winona Ryder and Keanu Reeves.

Not only do the two kick off the interview by heaping mountains of praise on one another, but they each remember the exact details of their first meeting all the way back at the 1988 Independent Spirit Awards. Apparently, that meeting left such a lasting impression because they each harbored a “healthy crush” on one another. When asked what happened to this supposed crush, both actors are quick to admit that it never really went away. “It’s still raging, believe me,” says Ryder.

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Maybe someday these two crazy kids will figure out how to make it work. Until then, they can at least take comfort in knowing they’ll be enduring the grueling press junket circuit with someone they actually get along with.

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