Orange Is The New Black

Episode descriptions for Orange Is The New Black can admittedly be quite silly—or, at least, all over the place. For example, Netflix describes season three’s “Fear, And Other Smells” thusly: “Piper gets creative in order to grow her business. Crazy Eyes’s sci-fi sex story for drama class is a hit. Alex doesn’t trust new inmate Lolly.” Still, we’ll take an erratic synopsis over whatever the hell Mad Men’s comically vague and meaningless episode descriptions used to be.

Someone on the internet has taken to Twitter to parody OITNB’s episode synopses with “leaked” storylines from next year’s fourth season. Here are some of the best ones:

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