When Ken Bone took the mic at Sunday night’s election, it was clear he would become a national phenomenon. The Guess Who-looking gent—who somehow, mysteriously, is still undecided—quickly landed an interview on just about every television show on the air, an invite from Snoop Dogg to smoke weed, and an @Midnight fueled hashtag game, because it’s 2016 and that’s what we do now.

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Of course, there has also been a flurry of Ken Bone Halloween costume ideas, because we as a nation are nothing if not lazy and extremely topical when it comes to our dumb Halloween celebrations. While some people opted to purchase Bone’s actual sweater from Kohl’s, making it quickly sell out on the store’s site, others may be choosing to go a more pre-fab (and ab-friendly) route, thanks to the fine, cleavage-loving people at Yandy.

“Hmmm… Who to vote for?”
“I don’t know! I’m just a girl!”

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“Oops! That’s my butt!”

The site, which specializes in lingerie and sexy Halloween costumes, is selling a “sexy undecided voter costume,” complete with an “iconic red crop top,” a “must-have mustache,” and, “of course, a microphone.” Thus, for a mere $99.95, women—and men, because why not?—can go as a “sexy” Ken Bone this October 31. Because nothing’s sexier than a slightly awkward looking guy from southern Illinois who clearly doesn’t know what he wants.

If there’s one problem with this costume other than its tenuous handle on 21st century gender norms, it’s that, as The A.V. Club’s own Erik Adams pointed out on Twitter, adding “sexy” to Ken Bone’s name is just plain overkill. Just ask his hot wife: Dude’s sexy enough already.

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[via Betsy Woodruff on Twitter]