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The world successfully shames Charlie Sheen into rehab

The collective tsk-tsking of the people has succeeded in forcing Charlie Sheen into rehab, as Sheen checked himself into an undisclosed facility today to “voluntarily” seek treatment for his various addictions to buying drugs by the suitcase, ordering porn stars off the Internet, and debilitating snickering. Two And A Half Men will go on hiatus during Sheen’s stay, as will the entertainment news cycle.

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