“They” said it would never happen. “They” said he would never make it. “They,” whoever “they” are—those quibbling Pharisees whose disbelief in the face of the divinely ordained miraculous ascension of Justin Bieber comes from the man-made teachings of the music industry, which blinded their eyes and hardened their hearts and made them say mean things on their blogs—will be forced to bear witness as YouTube’s begotten son takes his rightful place at the center of the 3D documentary Never Say Never. “They” will be bathed in his violet aura and weep for their lack of faith. “You” will learn to never give up, because with the right confluence of sheer coincidence and corporate opportunism, anyone can achieve their dreams, even in the face of overwhelming “they” and their insistence on saying "never." “They” always do that.