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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3-D, blah blah blah

Lionsgate has begun production on The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3-D, blah blah blah. "Re-conceive the story" bibbity bibbity "contemporary setting" homina homina Takers director John Luessenhop googily googily "as horrifying as the original—in 3-D!" wokka wokka wokka, etc. etc.

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