The Revenant

Another Golden Globes, another opportunity for the world to gasp in horror as Ricky Gervais says mildly offensive things that are specifically designed to make people gasp in horror and get them talking about the Golden Globes. Did you clutch your pearls when he implied that Donald Trump is racist? Did your monocle fall out when he made a joke about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie adopting a lot of kids? Did you throw your hand to your brow and faint when he had the guts to make fun of Mel Gibson? (For the record, the bleeped-out thing he said was apparently “What the fuck does sugar tits even mean?” which is a reference to a thing everyone definitely remembers.)

The Golden Globes wasn’t all about Ricky Gervais’ unique brand of clever, edgy, and insultingly lazy humor, though, it was also about awards. The laugh-a-minute gags of Ridley Scott’s The Martian won for Best Comedy and star Matt Damon won Best Actor In A Comedy, Jennifer Lawrence won Best Actress In A Comedy for Joy, and Mozart In The Jungle won for Best TV Comedy. In the drama world, Mr. Robot won for Best TV series, the recognition-starved Leonardo DiCaprio won for Best Actor, Brie Larson won for Best Actress, and The Revenant won Best Picture and Best Director.

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The rest of the winners are below, unless you’re a famous British comedian who is too cool to care about anything.

Best Supporting Actress In A Movie: Kate Winslet, Steve Jobs

Best Supporting Actress In A Limited Series/TV Movie: Maura Tierney, The Affair

Best Actress In A TV Series, Comedy: Rachel Bloom, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

Best TV Series, Comedy: Mozart In The Jungle

Best Actor In A Limited Series: Oscar Isaac, Show Me A Hero

Best Limited Series: Wolf Hall

Best Actor Supporting Actor, TV: Christian Slater, Mr. Robot

Best Original Score, Film: Ennio Morricone, The Hateful Eight

Best Actor, TV Drama: Jon Hamm, Mad Men

Best Actor In A Movie, Comedy: Matt Damon, The Martian

Best Supporting Actor In A Movie: Sylvester Stallone, Creed

Best Screenplay: Aaron Sorkin, Steve Jobs

Best Actor In A TV series, Comedy: Gael Garcia Bernal, Mozart In The Jungle

Best Animated Film: Inside Out

Best Foreign Language Film: Son Of Saul

Best Actress In A Limited Series/TV movie: Lady Gaga, American Horror Story

Best Original Song: “Writing’s On The Wall,” Spectre

Best TV Series, Drama: Mr. Robot

Cecil B. Demille Award: Denzel Washington

Best Director: Alejandro G. Iñárritu, The Revenant

Best Actress In A TV Series, Drama: Taraji P. Henson, Empire

Best Actress In A Motion Picture, Comedy: Jennifer Lawrence, Joy

Best Motion Picture, Comedy: The Martian

Best Actress In A Motion Picture, Drama: Brie Larson, Room

Best Actor In A Motion Picture, Drama: Leonardo DiCaprio, The Revenant

Best Motion Picture, Drama: The Revenant

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