Thomas Lennon, Jane Lynch, and the embodiment of a timely bit

As of last night, the 2016 People’s Choice Awards have come and gone, in a proud and patriotic display of the value of democracy as represented by the ability to go to a website and click on things you recognize. This year’s winners are a testament to the power of having been around long enough for most people to be able to pick them out of a lineup, although the tendency to be a regular presence in celebrity magazines didn’t hurt, by and large. We were unfamiliar with some of these names, but a quick perusal of Us Weekly was a helpful corrective to the urge to look at the winner of the “Favorite Dramatic TV Actor” category and think, “The fuck is a Taylor Kinney?”

America’s fondness for TV shows that have been around a long time shone brightly, as The Big Bang Theory won both best TV show and best TV comedy, both now indisputably true facts according to the wisdom of randomly aggregated virtual crowds. Familiar pop culture faces like Melissa McCarthy, Kevin Hart, Selena Gomez, and Chris Hemsworth all took home awards, lending credence to the idea that people like things they generally like. Half of Rizzoli & Isles won ”Favorite Cable TV Actress,” though we’re not sure which half, beating out basically everyone on Pretty Little Liars, and also Hilary Duff for some reason. There were also awards for Beauty And The Beast as favorite sci-fi/fantasy show—because that idea is a perfect fantasy of its own, presumably—and Ed Sheeran and Taylor Swift won prizes, as stipulated by their contracts.

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Perhaps the finest trophies of the night fell under a heading called “Digital Categories,” which is apparently a way to give awards to famous people who also have Instagram accounts. Britney Spears is now the ”Favorite Social Media Celebrity,” and is someone you have heard of, and Matt Bellassai is “Favorite Social Media Star,” and is someone you have not. But let loose your bated breath, for the eagerly awaited “Dailymail.com Seriously Popular™ Award” was bestowed upon Maddie Zieglar, a kid on Dance Moms. That should probably end well, just like U.S. democracy itself.