The corpse of romantic love, as felled by the separation of Will Arnett and Amy Poehler, continues to seep into the soil as it decays, its toxicity first contaminating those with the shortest roots—like Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman, whose 30-plus-year marriage is now at an end. As TMZ reminds, the couple dated for some 11 years before finally wedding in 1982, making for a relationship that lasted through over 40 years of love and laughter while humorously reaching for things, but which still could not withstand the consumptive hollowing-out of human feeling now that love is officially a lie. Neither DeVito nor Perlman has offered an official statement on their split yet, as no doubt both are busy searching in vain for every fleeting empty pleasure, as we are all condemned to do until we die.