Still burning off its vast reserves of Pamela Anderson jokes, apparently, Comedy Central has announced that it will next roast Kid Rock, the bard of “Bawitidaba” whose music is as unnecessary as the cherry-flavored bourbon he shills for, yet similarly capable of providing a trashy good time that may well end with you punching someone and passing out in your own sick. The ceremony, scheduled to film on Aug. 14, should offer a fascinating scientific experiment to see how many jokes can be formulated from the following variables: Anderson’s vagina, Rock’s late sidekick Joe C., the Scott Stapp sex tape, Waffle House. Jeffrey Ross is hereby challenged to somehow combine all of these into one long comedy equivalent of the Grand Unified Theory. [Punchline via Complex]

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