Because we still have no way of implanting a false memory in Len Wiseman’s brain fooling him into thinking that he already did a Total Recall remake and everyone loved it, so great job buddy, the director is still going ahead with his “contemporary” rehash of the 1990 adaptation of Philip K. Dick’s story. Now he’s said to be closing in on a contemporized version of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s character, with Colin Farrell topping a list that also includes Tom Hardy and Michael Fassbender. Don’t try to fight this, everybody. Just put a wet towel over your head. It will muffle the signal.