Alt-porn site SuicideGirls.com has already pioneered the field of convincing girls that female empowerment is all about letting the Internet look at your labia rings (you know, not that there’s anything wrong with that), and now it’s blazing trails once again with the “first reality horror movie.” (We beg to differ.) The new Suicide Girls Must Die! (available now through video on demand and pay-per-view) features all of the tattooed nudity and hot-tub-sessions-that-could-turn-into-lesbian-orgies-any-second-now that you’ve come to expect from the site, but ups the ante with a sexy slasher plot involving a calendar shoot at a remote cabin, where a serial killer starts picking off the models one by one. It’s all fake, of course, but the twist is that the girls apparently weren't in on it, so all of their reactions are supposedly real. Um, right. We suppose if you’re able to suspend your disbelief long enough to think that piercings and hair dye and a professed love of the Dead Kennedys make these girls any different from regular porn stars, then it’s no great leap to go along with this. Here's the trailer—which is actually pretty safe for work, so go ahead and call your boss over.

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