(Photo: Shawn Brackbill)

Next week Sub Pop will release Eugene Mirman’s latest comedy album, I’m Sorry (You’re Welcome), which comes in many shapes and sizes. While The A.V. Club has yet to find a way to stream a $1,200 armchair with an embeddable audio player or a $225 bathrobe, we are bringing you the album’s main feature a full week in advance of its release. Though this is just a portion of the full experience—which is lovingly collected in a seven-record box set—it shows Mirman in peak form. Whether he’s signing up for Christian Mingle or forced into using an unfortunate password at a bar, it’s the latest entry in Mirman’s absurd discography. And for those looking for some last-minute costume ideas, he’s got some off-kilter recommendations.