In the greatest combination of liquor and the mall food court since that time you drank a bunch of liquor and went to the mall food court, noted alcohol confectioners Pinnacle have announced the release of Cinnabon Vodka‚ÄĒa vodka that, at last, you don‚Äôt have to combine with Cinnabon yourself. Described as boasting ‚Äúdecadent flavors of cinnamon, brown sugar and rich cream cheese frosting with hints of caramel‚ÄĚ‚ÄĒflavors that were, until now, notably missing from ordinary vodka‚ÄĒCinnabon vodka is not-so-subtly being targeted at women, Ad Age reports, whose increased interest in sweetly flavored booze has convinced distillers that dames will drink anything, even a vodka that tastes like hot cream cheese.

Cinnabon vodka will be rolled out on January 1 (conveniently, the day when America already doesn‚Äôt feel like drinking, thanks), and supported with ‚Äúa national sampling tour targeting ‚Äėvarious brunch and happy-hour soirees,‚Äô‚ÄĚ which it will then ruin with Cinnabon vodka. It is expected that some poor bastard, probably me, will have to Taste Test it for this very website. God damn it.

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The transformation of vodka into liquid Cinnabon is believed to be the second-most controversial redesign of the week.