Eclipses have set the stage for all kinds of bizarre behavior, whether it be cannibalistic plants, mariticide, or the start of an unlikely Vin Diesel franchise. Today’s eclipse, however, is different, as it seems to be igniting not horror, but joy, namely in the image of this dog doing its grocery shopping.


We’ve seen a rise in good dogs lately, from Huck The Roof Dog to Jackson The Hugging Dog to the King Of Hens. Hell, despite this bulldog ruining The Conjuring, it’s also very, very good. This all leads us to approach this seeming rise in dog independence with an optimistic eye, as surely a cabinet of good boys would do a better job running this country than the jackals currently shitting all over the White House.