Soon, this site will post its annual list of the year's best music. While the below banger "2 Be Simple" won't be on anyone's list, it will go down as one of the more surreal five minutes to watch this year. Joined by N.U.M., actor Leslie David Baker, best known as the curmudgeonly Stanley from The Office, belts out a dance tune that involves lines like "Touch my crown/Call me a king/I'm a sex machine" while he lounges about his palatial estate and receives a quick handjob from a disembodied arm located in his refrigerator. Because of course he does. There's no information, apparently, about what in the blue hell is going on or why this video exists. Just be glad it does. [via Videogum]