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Traveling is one of the great joys of life—the opportunity to experience other cultures, soften previously hardened notions, broaden horizons, maybe learn to empathize with how the rest of the world lives. And so on President Donald Trump’s forthcoming overseas trip, his first as commander in chief, White House staff has notified caterers to make sure Trump won’t have to eat much of that weird shit locals eat.

According to the Associated Press, caterers in Saudi Arabia preparing for Trump’s visit are planning to serve the president one of his favorite foods: steak served with ketchup, cooked well done. Chefs are also planning to serve “lamb and hefty portions of rice on the menu,” but most likely that’ll be pushed off to one side of the plate, as President Donald J. Man-Child prefers his pre-cut pieces of steak, to which he can dip into ketchup arranged in a smiley face pattern. You’re a good pwesident, yes you are.