Pretty much every poll says that tonight Donald Trump is headed toward the greatest, most high-profile failure in a life overflowing with them. His own demeanor has turned apocalyptic; on 4chan, his most virulent supporters are turning, slowly, to see the frog in the mirror.
And now, to add insult to injury, someone has taken a shit on his website. Or placed a shit, more like: As Wired reports, a “stored cross-site scripting” vulnerability allowed one enterprising user to do to Trump’s site what so many of us have only dreamed.
Trump’s team later fixed this vulnerability, but not before users discovered a second exploit, wherein any text entered at the end of a URL would then appear as a banner on the page. While Trump’s team eventually got around to fixing this bug as well, for a brief moment the universe was alive with possibility.
It’s a little surprising that there hasn’t been more of this. Bloomberg’s recent report from inside Trump’s death cult unveiled that most of Trump’s web presence was the work of one self-trained programmer—a house of cards, essentially, which we are now watching crumble. And get shit upon.