Because The Simpsons isn't already a well-merchandised enterprise, Universal will be erecting rides in the show's name at both its Hollywood and Orlando theme parks in 2008. According to Variety, the deal will also involve theme-park employees dressed up as Simpsons characters. You've been felt up by Tigger, so why not get some Sideshow Mel action while you're in town? Too bad it's not in the same state as Led Zeppelin: The Ride.

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