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Not everything’s dark for everyone out there. Check out this dog, who was born with a long-ass tail:

In fact, it is the world‚Äôs longest dog tail, according to the Guinness Book Of World Records. The Irish wolfhound‚Äôs name is Keon, which means ‚Äúcourageous warrior,‚ÄĚ none of which really matters because just look at that goddamn tail. The 30-inch long leviathan of fur whips around like a separate animal surgically fused to the dog, like some sort of real-life sphinx. Perhaps no shot in the video above is as stunning as the one in which the crazily proportioned dog catches a piece of bread in mid-air, his tail flailing wildly behind him in a manner that could swipe a grown man‚Äôs feet out from under him. Even when shot from the front, the tail is visible. The fucking thing moves with a mind of its own.

And so we say: Good for you, courageous warrior, dog with long-ass tail. In other eras you might treated as a demon or a visitor from another dimension. In ours, you are a world-record holder.

[via Boing Boing]