Deadline reports that Sex And The City writer-director Michael Patrick King will continue to live out his dreams of being a beyooootiful laaaaady with an as-yet-untitled comedy starring Meryl Streep, Sandra Bullock, and Oprah Winfrey that takes place at a Home Shopping-style network, where the characters will “make their way through the maze of mania that surrounds marketing, marriages and the media.” (Meanwhile, maybe men might see another movie in the multiplex, mmmm?) Hey Michael Patrick King, could you please put this in the gushiest terms humanly possible?

“To have access to these women, tell them this story and hear yes was almost like a Greek mythological journey, with me going from one goddess to the next. It was humbling.”

Well done. Anyway, the hope is to have the film in production by next summer or fall. That sound you heard was the explosion of a thousand glasses of chardonnay followed by the soft thump of a thousand Coldwater Creek cardigans falling lightly to the ground. You should probably call your mom and see if she’s okay.

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