Yes, we're based in Chicago, so Chicago gets a lot of our promotional love, especially when it comes to movie screenings. Well fret no more, other cities where The Onion is published in print: We've got a screening for you, and it's a doozy! We're giving our readers in New York, Washington DC, Chicago, Minneapolis, Denver, and Austin the chance to see Steven Soderbergh's new dark-comedy/true story The Informant! at special advance screenings. Not only that, the screenings are being exclusively filled by us, so you'll be seated near your fellow geeks, not a bunch of morning-radio shock jocks. (Okay, they might come, too. Who knows?) Oh, I forgot to tell you about the motley supporting cast: Patton Oswalt! Scott Bakula! Tony Hale! Joel McHale! Scott Adsit! Paul F. Tompkins!

So just head over to our contests page, and you'll get all the info on The Informant, including a synopsis, a trailer, and a link to get free tickets. We've also got Chicago-only screenings of Jennifer's Body and Sorority Row coming up, and that information is on the contests page as well.