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“Scroll Down To Riker” combines Star Trek and pick-up lines in a hilarious fashion

“Scroll Down To Riker” is the best thing to happen to TNG fans since that supercut of Riker sitting down like a weirdo. Fans of Star Trek: The Next Generation need only visit the website and do as the name says—scroll down—to watch Commander William T. Riker give a devilish smile alongside one of his more interesting lines from the show. Highlights include “What’s a knockout like you doing in a computer-generated gin joint like this?” and “What about plain old basic sex?” The site’s creator will be adding new quotes each week, so be sure to check back often. Make it so number one, indeed.


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